DRESS RIGHT..OR GET THE FUCK OUT

DON'T EVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FREE SUNGLASSES TO TURN A SLIGHTLY MEDIOCRE EVENT INTO A FUCKIN BITCHIN NITE OF 
FASHION FREAKS AND GEEKS.PICTURE THIS: HALF NAKED TRANNY LIKE LOOKING MODELS MIXED IN W/SOME TEQUILA, A BIT OF COKA, THICK CLOUDS OF SMOKE ENCASING THE

 AIR, AND SOME MAD GEAR, U GET A FAUX MERCEDES BENZ LIKE FASHION

 WK

 EXTRAVAGANZA IN A WHITE TENT THE SIZE OF YO

UR NOSTRIL.

WORD OF ADVICE, DONT EVER HAVE PAUL BUNON DO YOUR INTRO..

WAIT, CORRECTION, DONT EVER HAVE PAUL BUNON RAP THE INTRO TO YOUR RUNWAY DEBUT.

ROCKIN THE RUNWAY THICK WAS HELLZ BELLZ,  ORTHODOX, CONVERSE BY JOHN VARVATOS, & HAN

 CHOLO.  

IF I HAD SOME EXTRA CHANGE IN MY PURSE I WOULDVE FED SOME OF THOSE BITCHES A SANDWICH.  DONT GET US WRONG, THEY ROCKED THE RUNWAY BETTER THAN WE COULD EVER, BUT HEY IT'S NOT OUR JOB, IT'S THEIRS.....SO CLEAN UP 

AND EAT A HOAGIE.

LOVED HOW THE CHOICE OF ALKY WERE BOX LOADS OF RED VIN

O AND TEQUILA. BUT SINCE THE CAL MART HAS

 STRATEGICALLY PLACED A LIQUOR STORE IN THE SQUARE...

U MAINLY SAW THE HIPSTERS WADDLING AROUND WITH BROWN BAGS WITH JUST A HINT OF A GLEAMING GOLD SHEEN FROM THE TOP OF THE MICKEYS SCREW TOP.  THEY SWEAR THEY WERE ALL UP IN COMPTON....HOLLLAAAA. 

PERSONALLY, WE HANDLED A 32 OUNCER O' SOL.

THE EPIC PART ABOUT IT WAS THAT THE BEATS WERE BUMPIN THICK AN

D STILL THE FANCY FOLK STOOD/POSED AROUND STARING AT EACH OTHER THRU THEIR'82 STEEZ CAZALS, MAD MEAT MARKET EXPRESS.  

CHOOO CHOOOO....ALL HOES ABOARD!

THIS AINT A HATERADE AT ALL..THIS IS ALL  LOVE....FLASHY GIGS, PRETTY PEOPLE, PRETT

Y FUNNY LOOKING PEOPLE, METROS, HETEROS, AND ALL THE HOES FROM ALL THE CORNERS OF THE HO 

UNIVERSE CAME A FLOCKIN.  

GOOD TURN AROUND OF "BIG THINGS POPPIN" FOLK.....AMPAL CREATIVE (LA JOLLA BORN DELICIOUSNESS), ARCHRIVAL PEEPS, OF COURSE 80S PURPLE GANG, CROOKS N CASTLES, HAN CHOLO HIMSELF FLOATED THRU THE CROWD W/EASE ROCKIN ALL THE BLING HIS HOTNESS COULD 

HANDLE, ED HARDY FREAKS AND THE LIST GOES ON...

WITH THE BITCHING ASIDE......GOOD ASS NITE

LOVE IT OR HATE IT....THAT'S L.A. BABY

XOXO

THE MADAMES OF AFTERNOON DELITE SPECIAL